• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
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  • me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
  • *takes photo*
  • me: oh thats why
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  • english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV
  • australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
  • american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
  • arab guys: you want to make friendship
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